The Best Movies Adapted From Books/Novels

 The best Movies adapted from Books and Novels
JOHN CARTER
John Carter is a science fiction movie that tells a story about the adventures of John Carter on Mars.It's based on the book"A Princess of Mars"(Available for free download on Wattpad). The book dwells in details on John carter's experiences on mars(Barsoom), where he fights the fearless and emotionless four-armed giant warriors called 'Tharks' and where he later falls in love with the Princess of Helium"Dejah Thoris". John Carter dies several times in the book as opposed to the movie, and He is said to have lived many years without aging a day.There is a second sequel to Book called "Gods of Mars", where Carter fights with flesh eating Mars gods called 'Therns' (also available for free download on wattpad)
The Movie John Carter is directed/written by Andrew Stanton whose previous works include: Finding Nemo (2003) and WALL-E (2008).

 BOURNE
The Bourne movies are a series of action/thriller spy movies based on the character Jason Bourne,who's a former CIA assassin suffering from extreme memory loss. The Movies are based on the Bourne Novels written by Robert Ludlum. All of the 3 Ludlum novels were adapted to movies, each featuring Matt Damon as the Jason Bourne character. The first Bourne Novel "Bourne identity" is Available for free download on wattpad. The Bourne movies include: The Bourne Identity (2002),  The Bourne Supremacy (2004),The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) and  The Bourne Legacy (2012).
Other Stars who were considered to take the role of Jason Bourne include:Russell Crowe and Sylvester Stallone.

THE HUNGER GAMES
The Hunger Games is a science fiction film directed by Gary Ross and is based on the novel by the same name written by Suzanne Collins. The Movie stars Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, and Donald Sutherland. According to the Hunger games producers, the last book Mockingjay, will be broken into Two movies.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
The Chronicles of Narnia is a series of films based on The Chronicles of Narnia novels written by C. S. Lewis. ...so far 3 novels have been adapted to movies, they include: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005), Prince Caspian(2008) and The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010). The movies are Set in the fictional realm of Narnia which is a fantasy world of magic with mythical creatures and talking animals.Books (yet to be adapted to movies) include;The Silver Chair (1953),The Horse and His Boy (1954),The Magician's Nephew (1955) and The Last Battle (1956).

SHERLOCK HOLMES
Sherlock Holmes is a fictional detective created by author and physician Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Its about a London-based "consulting detective" whose abilities border on  his astute logical reasoning, his ability to adopt almost any disguise, and his use of forensic science skills to solve difficult cases.The Sherlock Holmes books include: The Case Book of Sherlock Holmes 1927,The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes,. The Return of Sherlock Holmes, His Last Bow.(Some of the books are available for free download on wattpad and 4share.com)
The Movies stars Robert Downey Jr as Holmes and Jude Law as Dr.Watson.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA
The Twilight Saga is a series of five fantasy films based on the four Twilight series novels by the American author Stephenie Meyer.The Twilight saga series was adapted from the Novel "Twilight" which is a vampire-romance novel written by Stephenie Meyer.The novel is followed by other Meyer Twilight books_ New Moon,Twilight Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, which were all adapted to movies with Breaking Dawn Being Broken into  2parts.All the Twilight Movies star the teenage hearthrob Robert Pattinson as Edward and his lover(Now separated) Kristen Stewart _who is well Known for her unreadable pale face and coy lips.{In recent news, Kristen's parents are filing for divorce after 27 years of marriage}
 
Other Top movies based on books include: The Notebook, Lord of the Rings, Merlin/King arthur movies,The silence of the lambs, Bond  007 movies, No country for oldmen, Scarface, The GODFATHER,3.10 to YUMA, Children of Men, The Thing, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.

[Information sources: Wikipedia and Imdb ]

The Best Tv Shows Of The 90's You Should Rewatch

Part1:The Best Tv Shows of  the 90's KBC Generation,_Tv Shows you were probably addicted to But now forgot about.

Robocop
RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. The film stars Peter Weller, Dan O'Herlihy, Kurtwood Smith, Nancy Allen, Miguel Ferrer, and Ronny Cox.Used to air on KBC in the 90's and was undoubtedly the most popular family Tv show then.
Plot
Its set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan in the near future, RoboCop centers on police officer Alex Murphy (Weller) who is brutally murdered and subsequently revived by the malevolent mega-corporation OCP as a superhuman cyborg law enforcer known as "RoboCop".....
 Robocop :The movie  is set to be released in 2013.
Movie Plot>> In a crime-ridden city, a fatally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting him....
Will be directed by José Padilha
Written by Michael Miner
Starring: Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson and Joel Kinnaman

The Flash

The Flash is a 1990 American television series which used to air on KBC in the early or mid 90's(not very sure)), it starred John Wesley Shipp as the superhero, the Flash (Created by Gardner Fox and Harry Lampert), and co-starred Amanda Pays.The series was developed from the DC Comics characters.Executive producers Danny Bilson and Paul DeMeo became the writers of the Flash comic book series beginning with The Flash: Fastest Man Alive #1 (2007)
Plot
The series' pilot episode features an accident in which Central City Police forensic scientist Barry Allen's crime lab is struck by lightning. Allen's electrified body is flung into and shatters a cabinet of chemicals, which are both electrified and forced to interact with each other and with his physiology when they come into physical contact with his body. He soon discovers, with the help of S.T.A.R. Labs scientist Tina McGee, that the accident has changed his body's metabolism and as a result he has gained the ability to move at superhuman speed...

THE CROW
The Crow _probably the best Action scifi Tv show to ever grace the Kenyan Tv Stations,  is a 1994 American action film directed by Alex Proyas, and also written by David J. Schow and John Shirley, and was starring Brandon Lee.It was Brandon Lee's final film appearance before his death on March 31, 1993. It was a based on the 1989 comic book of the same name by James O'Barr.In the Late 90's KBC Tv aired The Crow Show till the episode where Brandon Lee met his death. It was speculated by viewers(Myself then a teenager) that the death of The Crow was as a result of the paranormal activities displayed in the show.
While filming the last sets of the show,  Lee was fatally wounded when a dummy bullet, which had lodged in one of the prop guns, was shot into his abdomen by a blank cartridge accidentally.(I still don't believe that..The Crow was not your normal Tv show).After sustaining the '"accidental??" gunshot wound,he was taken to an area hospital, where he later died.  [Sound tracks to The Crow Tv show include songs from the Rock band Rage against the machine(RATM), who's lead guitarist _Tom Morrello, is a nephew of the 1st president of Kenya_Mzee Jomo Kenyatta.

PASIONS
Pasions is one of the Best Romance Tv shows to air on Kenyan Tv Stations. Its an American Soap about the lives and loves, the various romantic and paranormal adventures of the residents of a town called Harmony. Storylines center around the interactions among members of its multi-racial core families — the African American,Caucasian Cranes and Bennetts, and half-Mexican half-Irish Lopez-Fitzgeralds — as well as the supernatural including town witch Tabitha Lenox. Passions debuted in 1999 with major fanfare. Creator Reilly had been credited for a large surge in the ratings for the Tv Show Days of our Lives years before, thanks to innovative storylines[ like that of heroine Dr. Marlena Evans being possessed by Satan that drew new viewers] ...In the early days of the show, Passions heroine Sheridan Crane is identified as a close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales.Sheridan recalls speaking to Diana on the phone immediately prior to the 1997 car accident which took the Princess' life..
[Personally this still ought to be my favourite Tv soap.>>Used to air on KBC back in 2002(If i recall correctly)_ 30 mins episodes aired at 12.30 pm and a repeat at 6.30 pm every weekday.]

GARGOYLES
Gargoyles is arguably the Best Toon Tv show to ever air on the Kenyan screens.Its an American animated series created by Greg Weisman, produced by Greg Weisman and Frank Paur and originally aired from October 24, 1994 to February 15, 1997.Gargoyles is known for its relatively dark tone, complex story arcs,melodrama and Shakespearean themes which were heavily employed throughout the series.The series features a species of nocturnal creatures known as Gargoyles that turn into stone during the day.It focuses on a clan led by Goliath _in the year 994, the clan lives in a castle in medieval Scotland alongside humans, until many of them are killed by betrayal and the remainder are magically frozen into stone....A millennium later, in 1994, a billionaire (David Xanatos) buys the Gargoyles' castle and has it reconstructed atop his New York City skyscraper thus awakening the remaining 6 Gargoyles.....It used to air on KBC back in 1994 on Tuesdays at 4.15pm (correct me if am wrong) ..Ought to be the best Toon ever #Mytake

 Fawlty Towers
Fawlty Towers is a top Comedy Tv show about a fictional hotel in the seaside town of Torquay, on the "English Riviera"  which focuses around tense, rude and put-upon owner Basil Fawlty (Cleese), his bossy wife Sybil (Prunella Scales), a comparatively normal chambermaid Polly (Booth), and hapless Spanish waiter Manuel (Andrew Sachs) ...and their attempts to run the hotel amidst farcical situations and an array of demanding and eccentric guests.It was voted by industry professionals as the best British television series of all time.[Totally concur].The show was written by John Cleese and his then wife Connie Booth, both of whom also starred in the show.  (Used to air on KBC back then before it went off air)

Kindly, Anyone with access to any of these Tv Shows (Own, For sale or know a place i can get them) Contact me at rkangwana@yahoo.com.

[Information sources: Wikipedia, Imdb and Personal experiences]

How To Make Your PC Talk_ Computer Trick

 Just For Fun Computer Trick to Prank Your Friends.
No programming skills needed.Just follow this steps...

>Open Notepad © and paste the following code.

Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox('What do you want meto say?','Speak to Me')
Set sapi=CreateObject('sapi.spvoice')
sapi.Speak message

>Now Save the notepad file with the name 'speak.vbs' on your desktop.
>Now double click on 'speak.vbs' file and type in the box what you want your computer to say to you.

Enjoy.

How To Easily Hack Any Facebook Account

Here i will show you how you can easily hack anyone's' Facebook account.
Here we go.....
 
First you have to create three fake Facebook accounts.
Then send friend requests from the three fake accounts to whom you want to hack their Facebook account.
[NOTE:-The victim must add you to their friends list]
After they add all the three Facebook Accounts now we can get to the real hacking...
 >Open the Facebook login page.
>Click on 'Forgot your Password' button. It will show three options on how to recover your password.
>In the first option, give their(the victim's) Email Address and in the Name field give their Full Name,your name and click on Search button.
>Now if everything goes well you will see the profile picture of that person. Here click on the No longer have access to these.
>Now Enter a New Email address which does not associate with any Facebook account and click on the Submit button.
>Now you will be prompted for the Security question. If you know the answer then its all well and good otherwise, give wrong answers all three times.

>Now after the three unsuccessful attempts, you will be asked if to recover your account with a trusted friend feature. Click on the Continue button.

>Then you will be asked to choose three friends. Select your created fake accounts from the list and click on Continue button each time.
>After selecting the three friends, Facebook will then send security codes to the Email address associated with those fake accounts. Login to each account and fill the security codes in the same manner. {check spam messages if it is not in the mail inbox.]
> Now you will get password Reset Email on the Email Address that you entered in the 5th step[Unassociated New Email]. ..and That’s it! You have successfully hacked your friend's Facebook Account.

By reading this trick one will learn one thing, and that is ...never add anonymous people to your Facebook friends list!!
 
NOTE: AM in NO way responsible if you use this trick with malicious intentions and get caught!!

Tricks On How To Download YouTube Videos To Your Pc or Phone

Here i will show you a trick on how to download any YouTube video without using any software.
Here we go...
Open YouTube and select your video.
Now copy the URL of that video. For example if this is the URL of the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbGXYn4SmwQ

Now paste it on a new tab and after "http://" add "ss"(without the quotes).
For example:http://ssyoutube.com/watch?v=IbGXYn4SmwQ

Note:- Remove 'www.' if it is there in the URL..and if you are downloading from a mobile, the link will be like this:http://www.m.youtube.com/watch?v=IbGXYn4SmwQ
Remove the "www.m." and add "ss"(without the quotes)

NOW hit enter and choose the format you want to download the video in,, like Flv,mp4,3gp etc. Select your desired format and download.


Alternatively.....You can use this other trick to download youtube videos or any other video.
Just add "sfrom.net/"(Without the quotes) before the URL of the video you want to download.

For example: sfrom.net/http://youtube.com/watch?v=IbGXYn4SmwQ

Enjoy.

Hiking Mount Kenya

Mount Kenya is the 2nd highest mountain in Africa which boasts mountain peaks like Batian, standing a high of 5,199m, Nelion standing a high of 5,188m and Lenana standing a high of 4,985m. Mount Kenya is located in Central province which is south of the equator and is about a 6 hour drive from Kenya's capital city, Nairobi.

Routes to use when climbing Mount Kenya include the Sirimon route which is the most popular Climbing route.It has an easy and steady ascent as compared to the others and it also gives one a beautiful approach to the peaks of Mount Kenya. It usually takes a minimum of 2 days to get to the peaks when using this route.
Burguret route is mostly favored by those who want to avoid crowds and public.Its less used and is more challenging as compared to Sirimon route. Its usually combined with Sirimon and Chogoria routes during descent.
The Chogoria route is an adventurous route commonly used during descent and hikers get to enjoy amazing views of waterfalls that grace Mount Kenya on their descent.
Naro-Moru route is the most popular descent route for its the easiest and fastest route to use when climbing down.

When climbing Mount Kenya Hikers may require the following; A guide, cook, porter,a tent and a sleeping bag. Other requirements can  be obtained from a travel guide which you can get from the Kenya wildlife service guides.

To keep safe, one should know that Mount Kenya (and Kenya generally) is a very cold place between the months of March to August and its advisable to bring with you warm clothing, warm boots, warm gloves and warm headgear to ensure you don't catch a cold.

Before or after hiking Mount Kenya, one can get some rest in any of the surrounding beautiful Hotels.. Treeetops Hotel is one such beautiful place where you can get some rest while enjoying a lovely scenery of the wildlife from the comfort of your own room.Treetops Hotel is located about 180km from Nairobi. It is a historic hotel known for being the place where The Young Princess Elizabeth(Now Queen of England) was at when she received news of the demise of her Father King George VI.
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Sweetwaters Tented camp is another spectacular place. It is situated in Mount Kenya National Park and is owned by sweetwater's game reserve. It is about 217km from Nairobi which is like a 3 hours drive.
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Serena Mountain Lodge is another exhilarating resting place which floats a high of 2,195 m above sea level on the flanks of Mount Kenya.It is also about a 3 hours drive from Nairobi and about 42 km from Nyeri town.

Hiking up Mount Kenya is a great vacation for groups, families and also can be a romantic gateaway.A vacation at Mount Kenya can be good escape from the stressful hassle and buzzle of the city life and it helps one enjoy nature and its wildlife at best.

Must see sights in London

Here are My  Top 5 Must see Sights in London for those attending The London Olympics

The London Energy Eye

 The Tower of London

This is an ultimate destination sight for anyone visiting London.It was built by William the conqueror over a 1000 years ago.He built the white tower which gives this castle its name.Besides being a royal residence, it also houses the dazzling Crown jewels.Over the years it has served as a fortress, a weaponry house and also an execution chamber.The royal family uses the tower during coronation ceremonies and other official events.If you are in luck you will get to see the magnificent seven ravens who have had their wings clipped off to stop them from flying away.(Legend has it that if the ravens leave, the tower of London will fall!). The tower is located on the north bank of river Thames in central London. Open hours[9 a.m to 5.30 p.m from Tuesday to Saturday and 10.00 a.m to 5.30 p.m from Sunday to Monday]

The London Eye
Also known as the Millennium wheel or Energy London Eye [EDF]. It's the newest London trademark.The London eye will hoist you up in the air and you will have a spectacular view of most of the major landmarks in central London.At a glance you will see the Big Ben,the parliament and many other  central London landmarks.According to the London eye official website "www.londoneye.com", the energy London eye has hoisted over 39 million tourists since its launch in 2000 and continues to hoist over 3.5 million visitors every year. It has worn over 75 awards for the national and international tourist attraction sight. To book a place for the London eye, you will need to visit their official website and book a ticket.If you are a couple, i advice you book for a clear moonlight night to enjoy the breathe-taking romantic view of the city.The london eye is located on the banks of river Thames adjacent to the Dome of Discovery.

The British Museum
It's over 250 years old and houses over 8 million artifacts from America, Asia, Europe and North-Africa.It's widely known as the world's greatest museum for Pre-historic and Modern times artifacts and culture.Some of the artifacts you expect to see include; Parthenon sculptures, Rosetta stone and Mummies from ancient Egypt.This museum is ranked 1st in the country and 3rd in the world. It is located on the Great Russell street, London WC1 and is open daily from 10 a.m to 5.30 p.m[and until 8.30 pm on Friday]. Admission is free except for the special exhibitions.

The Big Ben
The Big Ben is a nickname used to describe the great bell.It was completed in 1859 and stands over 315 feet tall and 39 square feet.It holds the largest four faced clock in the world.It's majestic in its look thus a major attraction sight for tourists around the world. You can visit their official site "www.parliament.uk" to learn more on the baffling history of the Big Ben.It is located at the top of the clock tower, at the north end of the palace of Westminster in London.You can have an unforgettable view of the Big Ben from the London eye.

The Victoria and Albert Museum
Often abbreviated as V&A, is named after Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.It exhibits over 4.5 million works of art and design which is said to be the largest in the world.It has arts as old as 5000 years.You will be amazed by how time flys by as you go through the vast collection of arts in their gallery.It is located in Cromwell gardens,South Kensingston London.Visit  Their Official website is "www.vam.ac.uk" for more information.

How To Play The Harmonica [Tarupeta']

A guide on how to play the harmonica for beginners

First for a beginner to learn how to play the harmonica, you have to learn how to hold it. Hold the harmonica easily and comfortably in your hands then position it comfortably on your mouth. Start play breathing on your harmonica, that is, breathe in and out on your harmonica without thinking of actually playing it[Do not Blow or suck on your harmonica just yet, just play breathe]. Slowly and gradually start breathing in and out of your harmonica listening to your breathing patterns [Again do not Blow or suck on your harmonica]. This is the most basic and most important step that most people always forget or do not know about when trying to learn how to play the harmonica.

As you breathe on your harmonica start making your breathes deeper, let the breathes come down from your diaphragm [think stomach] up to your lungs and out into the harmonica.Practise this several times and then as you feel your pattern, try and speak out into your harmonica along with the breathing patterns.Try the common "Ooh sussannaah". Repeat this several times keeping in mind where your breathes are coming from and concentrating on controlling your breathe.Inhale and exhale into your harmonica while gauging and feeling the source of your breathes.

If you are a harmonica lover and you are dedicated and really want to learn on how to play the harmonica, you atleast  should have an idea of a harmonica tone in your head, maybe a blues tone you have heard somewhere or a harmonica tone you have heard your friends play. If you do, choose a tone you are familiar with from your head and then start 'practise playing' it on your harmonica.Hold the tone while controlling your breathe for as long as you possibly can.Now start breathing in and out on your harmonica as fast as you possibly can. Now think of a diatonic harmonica tone you know of, something simple with like two tones.Now start playing them in the first holes /warps of your harmonica, slowly and gradually play the tone moving to the middle section of your harmonica, play your tone concentrating on it and listening to the rhythm of the tones.Now cover several holes of your harmonica with your hand and repeat the process, from the first section to the middle section following a rhythmic pattern. Cover 1 to 4 holes of the harmonica as you play and follow a rhythm.

After practising on the above, now you can try practise chugging. Try breathing in and out of your harmonica in a rhythmic pattern, like, in/out in/out in-in/out-out in-out-in/in--out-out, create your pattern and follow a rhythm.Try this repeatedly while controlling your breathe pattern all along. In case you happen to run out of breathe, open your throat wide and breathe into your diaphragm[stomach]. Your nose/ lungs breathing is secondary breathing in this case.Whenever you happen to run out of breathe always open your throat and breathe into your diaphragm.

Once you have regained your breathe and mastered the above, you can now try playing single notes. Position your harmonica at an angle of about 45 degrees. Open your mouth wide to cover about 3 to 4 holes of the harmonica, let your upper lip cover most of the top half of the harmonica and your lower lip should cover like two holes but leaving the center holes open so as to produce a better and clearer tone.Relax your body, your fingers and your mouth and now practise playing a tone without tightening your mouth around the harmonica.Practise playing your harmonica every time because learning how to play the harmonica gets easier with every single practise.By perfecting the above steps, you sure are on your way to becoming a Harmonica god.

Best 2012 Movies you Should/Must have watched by Now

1. The Avengers
The Best movie of 2012 so far.It's based on the 1963 marvel comics book 'The Avengers'. Nick Furry[the director] unites a team of superheroes ranging from, Hulk[Mark Ruffalo], Ironman[Robert downey] Thor[Chris Hemsworth], Captain America [Chris Evans], Black widow [{Whoof!Whoof! Scarlet Johannson], Samuel L. Jackson and Cobie smulders[Robin of  'How i Met your mum'...she overly over acts in this one, woiyee]. Happen to Watch this movie in 3D and you will wave you eye virginity goodbye, yeah..its that good. An eyegasmic watch this one.

2.Men in Black 3[MIB3]
If you are black and you haven't watched this movie by now, i pray the aliens abduct you and probe your intestines for answers. This movie will take you back when MIB jeans were the isht*, when going to school with a MIB labeled bag was the coolest thing ever!. The movie stars Will smith[..well, he has had his good share of salt as you will tell from the grey air], Tommy lee Jones and its directed by.....wait for it....wait....Steven Spielberg! Need i say more.

3.Snow white and the Huntsman
The movie is based on the old fairy tale all readers from childhood know so well 'Snow White'. This Epic action adventure movie will definitely ignite your childhood bedtime story memories.. more so, it stars Kristen Stewart[that sad pale Twilight actress...okay, that was a low blow but she's great in this movie] and Chris Hemsworth [The Avengers Hunk-Thor, ladies adore this guy, they will pause a movie on his scene just to marvel at his biceps and charming screen aura]

4.Madagascar 3:Europe's most wanted
'I like to move it , ..move it...I like to move it..move it..I like to....MOVE IT!' 
If you have watched the prior sequels of madagascar or the animated series 'Penguins of madagascar' you definitely are familiar with that song done by King Julien aka Ringtail aka King of Lemurs. This movie is the third sequel to the madagascar movies; madagacar, Madagascar 2:Escape to africa,[There was 'Merry madagascar' _Christmas, but its not considered a sequel to the M.Movies]. The movie stars the voices of  Ben Stiller as Alex the Lion, Chris rock as Marty the Zebra, Jada Pinkett Smith[Will smith's wife] as Gloria the Hippo and Cedric the entertainer as Maurice, king julien's loyal adviser.

5.Wrath of the Titans 
If Myths,Epics and mysteries excite you, then this is a must watch for you. This is a fantastic sequel to the Clash of the Titans.Happen to  watch this movie in 3D and you will clearly understand iMax's hype on 3D, this movie will take you to a completely different astral universe. Its surreal, your heart will be racing faster than Usain Bolt in 100ms at the Olympics. It stars Sam worthington as Perseus, Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades

6.Prometheus
Aliens and the Unknown fascinate you? Well this should be at the top of your Must watch list. This is by far the best sci-fi movie of 2012 and guess what? James cameron [The Avatar Director]  developed most of the ideas for this movie. It stars Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba[of the movie 'Takers'], Guy Pearce, Charlize Theron[the Evil Queen in Snow white and the Huntsman].

7.Underworld Awakening
Vampires, werewolves, Hybrids, Lycans...yeah that's what this movie is about...now add awesome Graphics and Terrific stunts to that list and you have a must watch right there. It's a sequel to the Underworld movie sequels which stars Kate Beckinsale [Also stars in Contraband movie as Mark Wahlberg's Wife].

8.Ghost Rider 2
You watched Ghost rider? You are a fan of Nicolas cage movies? ..Well sorry, this movie is a Hilarious Joke!  a really really hilarious joke. Watch this movie and you are guaranteed to crack a few ribs. For a movie, supposedly an action movie, ..it makes a great comedy. It stars Nicolas 'rage'  on too much coke i guess.Its a Must watch all the same. It gives action movies a all new look.

9.Ted
If you love comedy, you have a good sense of humor, you are a fan of family guy, or you have ever or still do 'puff puff' some of  nature's maryjane, then this is your ULTIMATE watch this year. It's Produced by Seth Macfarlene, the Family guy producer[and the voice to Peter griffin in family guy and TED in this movie]. It stars Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis....i mean Mila Kunis!  

10.Rock of Ages
Okay, let me just list it out. Starring, Tom Cruise[he was divorced by wife- Katie Holmes], Russell Brand[he was divorced by Wife- Katy Perry], Alec Baldwin[He was divorced by wife-Kim Bassinger]...now imagine watching those characters do musicals on Bon jovi, Guns N' Roses, Joan Jett, Pat Beneetar, Scorpions and the like, ...and there you have it, a A-List movie.

Taking You Back When

 Remember When.....

Four square was just a Playing ground

When you owned a collection of radio cassettes

When safe sex meant your parents are away from home

When Leg Warmers were cool

When John Karani Read song lyrics on Late Night KBC and you wrote them down

When you listened to the radio all day just to record your favorite song

When The Crow, Robocop and Sinbad the sailor were your favorite Tv programs

'Macarena' was in your head all day

When the  'Merry go round' was Awesome!

The Bold and The Beautiful was STRICTLY for over 18 ONLY

When Fatuma na Djinni was scary

You were in a school gang..... 'The Famous Five' or 'The secret seven'

Girls wore Bikers under their skirts and Boys wore tights under their Shorts

'Mario' was your Pass time favorite PC game

When Will smith was The Fresh Prince of Bel air

Kool and the Gang ..'Celebrate good times come on! ' Was the Jam

When Bill Cosby was actually funny

When you had to get off the couch to change the TV channel

When KBC TV aired the national anthem every day at12.00 mid night before closing

A Quick review of songs probably stuck in your head

http://buxmob.net/go.php?id=27465                               Pay Phone By Maroon 5 ft Wiz Khalifa
The song title comes from Levine's first line of the verse.The solid musicianship from Levine makes the song catchy and memorable.There’s a probable connection between the song and Levine’s recent breakup with Victoria’s Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna.

                              Somebody i used to Know by Gotye ft Kimbra
This song is compelling with its intruging and minimalist opening. It tells a tale of a relationship gone bad.The song is not flashy, but it is instantly memorable and is destined to be a Classic.Following the massive success of this song, Gotye says the many covers and remix requests are becoming tiring.                                     
                                                                                                         

                                 Rolling in the deep by Adele
 In the first five secs, you can here the stunning bluesy and authority of Adele's voice. At 22, Adele sings with the authority and sense of life experience of a 40 year old.This song  has topped charts all over the world.             

                                                 

                                   Pumped up kicks by Foster the people
This song has intense, disturbing lyrics and an Upbeat sound that works for parties or private listening. It tells a story about "Robert" and the gun he found in his dad's closet.

         
           
                                  Paradise by Coldplay
With the boiling strings, rattling synthesizers and bass-heavy beats, this song would pass for a Kanye West record. On the flip side, Paradise has a Powerful instrumental opening, a Chorus that will stick in the mind and a Simple piano accompaniment. Martin sings about a girl wanting to escape into her own dreams.In recent events, Coldplay fans have claimed that wrist bands they purchased on  coldplay's concerts are causing them nightmares.

                         Stereo Hearts by Gym class heroes ft Adam Levine
It is difficult to see "Stereo Hearts" as more than a Travie McCoy and Adam Levine duet. It seems to be a gym Class Heroes record only in name.Travie (Katy perry's Ex-flame) rapping is standard, and Adam’s singing is obtrusively auto-tuned, but good musicianship and lyrics make this single very listenable. Pleasant-sounding keyboard tunes combined with decent electronics and drum-machines make “Stereo Hearts” easy on the ears.

       

                            "Drive by" By Train
"Drive By" is not an entirely new song for the band Train. They began performing it on tour in the summer of 2011.The song encompasses Pat Monahan's vocals with a great Singalong chorus giving the song a simple and catchy arrangement. "Drive By" follows a very similar formula to "Hey, Soul Sister." A spare, mostly acoustic, arrangement on the verse leads into an upbeat singalong chorus. The lyrics to this song are clever but with overly cute wordplay.

                           Everybody talks by Neon Trees
There are vocalists, and then there are performers. There are concerts, and then there are shows.Neon Trees is a band of performers who put on one hell of a show. This song has an Uptempo infectious energy accompanied by Tyler Glenn's aggressive vocals which gives it a great Singalong melody. The energy of the song is contagious and you will most likely be singing along to the end of this song.

Top funny witty status of the week

On how to cross a road in nairobi ...look up for helicopters, down for
grenades,walk zigzag to avoid a stray bullet  ~Fareed muruthi

Budget ya masufferer:

1.maziwa lala iamshwe...

2.watu wako na mashillingi kwa kichwa waanze kulipa tax.

3.vision 2030 waangalie na binoculars tuione haraka tuendele mbele.
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4 .Chips funga wakam na sauce na salad...

5.Hiyo shimo ya donut itolewe, ata si tamu

6.space iko chini ya mayai ijazwe!

7.WIGS and WEAVES zifanywe part of the national attire

8.Chips za Sanford zirudi 30 bob

9.warudishe supperdeep. Juice imekua expensive.

10.presidential motorcade iwe replaced na mabus
za citi hopa!!                              
                                                                     ~Babygal Sinyora Stellamaris

When i'm fully drunk, i don't trip. I simply do random gravity                 checks                                                         ~Kéññëdy Sêúrëí Kéñçsï

 What does winnie the Pooh call his grandmah?
....Poohnanny                                              ~anonymous

Counting other pple's sins does not make u a saint.
                                                                       ~Glory Mami O Mukiri

''Women are ready to settle down when they feel they've found the right guy. For men, the 'right girl' is whoever they're with when they finally decide they want to settle down''
                                                                          ~lorna gikabu

I àccidentally killed my neighbours cat.afraid to face him,i left him a note
written,"CURIOSITY WAS HERE."                 ~Albino Mweusi

New TV shows to Watch Out For

                                                    The Following

The 'Following' is an American drama thriller to air on Fox soon. Its from the creator of Vampire diaries and is starring Kevin Bacon. Its about an escaped serial killer who uses modern technology to create a group of serial killers who are devoted only to him and his dark missions (talk of Klaus[VD] and his hybrids).

                       

                                                  The Newsroom

The creator of 'west wing' brings a HBO drama series starring Jeff Daniels. Its based on the events behind the scenes of cable T.v.

                       

                         

                                             The Mindy Project

Created by Mindy Kaling and also starring in it. The Mindy project (formerly titled as 'It's Messy') , is an upcoming sitcom which is to air on fox quite soon.Its based on Mindy's personal and professional life and how she manages to navigate between them.

                                    

                                                         Arrow

Arrow is based on the DC comics character 'The Green Arrow'. It will star Stephen Amell (Brady, the wolf in ssn2 Vampire Diaries)

                  

                                                   The Carrie Diaries

From the producers of Gossip girl, Josh Schwartz presents this Tv show based on the book written by Candace Bushnell. The series is a prequel to 'sex and the city' and stars Carrie Bradshaw.

                               

                                          The Beauty and the Beast

The Beauty and the Beast is a new T.v show based on the 1980's series by the same name. It stars Kristin Kreuk (yeah, Lana Lang of Smallville or as others know her, The Street fighter:The legend of Chung-Li.

                                        (More updates to follow)

Cancelled Tv shows of 2012 ( The secret circle, Alcatraz and others)

 Here is a Comprehensive list of Popular Tv shows of 2012 that have been cancelled due to lack of enough viewership.

Alcatraz - ends after season 1
Awake - ends after season 1

The secret circle - ends after season 1
Blue mountain state - ends after season 3
Breaking in - ends after season 2
Charlie Angels - ends after 8 episodes
The Finder - ends after season 1
The Firm - ends after season 1
Flashpoint - ends after 5 episodes
I hate my teenage daughter - ends after season 1
The life and times of Tim - ends after season 3
Make it or Break it - ends after season 3
Meet the Browns - ends after season 5
Tera nova - ends after season 1
Ringer - ends after season 1
One tree hill - ends after season 9
House    -  ends after season 8
Sanctuary - ends after season 4


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Watch out for this upcoming Kenya-Kung fu Movie, c jokes.

Mafia vs Ninja

Unalipa ama Ulipi?

Wewe na Nkarate zanko, sintambui

Flying Mantis

RRHHWIIAAA!

Starring;  Muchiri Phillip A.k.a BOLO Yong