grenades,walk zigzag to avoid a stray bullet ~Fareed muruthi
Budget ya masufferer:
1.maziwa lala iamshwe...
2.watu wako na mashillingi kwa kichwa waanze kulipa tax.
3.vision 2030 waangalie na binoculars tuione haraka tuendele mbele.
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4 .Chips funga wakam na sauce na salad...
5.Hiyo shimo ya donut itolewe, ata si tamu
6.space iko chini ya mayai ijazwe!
7.WIGS and WEAVES zifanywe part of the national attire
8.Chips za Sanford zirudi 30 bob
9.warudishe supperdeep. Juice imekua expensive.
10.presidential motorcade iwe replaced na mabus
za citi hopa!!
~Babygal Sinyora Stellamaris
When i'm fully drunk, i don't trip. I simply do random gravity checks ~Kéññëdy Sêúrëí Kéñçsï
What does winnie the Pooh call his grandmah?
....Poohnanny ~anonymous
Counting other pple's sins does not make u a saint.
~Glory Mami O Mukiri
''Women are ready to settle down when they feel they've found the right guy. For men, the 'right girl' is whoever they're with when they finally decide they want to settle down''
~lorna gikabu
written,"CURIOSITY WAS HERE." ~Albino Mweusi
